Slowpork.
Yes I know. Its supposed to be slowpoke.( The one who corrected, your gold medal is on its way. Retard) But I learnt this word from V while arguing about whether a turtle or a sloth is faster. Don’t ask I have no idea. The argument kinda evolved from V chasing after me with a cane, then something about a cat urinating on sugar cane and then this. Standard la. No links between the arguments, just jumping from random topic to topic. So today, I decided to share a tiny story with you. Its me and V’s remix version of humpty dumpty. Its a story game that V and I always play where I read to her fairytales but leave the ends of sentences for V to fill up. And we all know about V’s imagination la. You’ll see.
Humpty Dumpty remix story.
There was once a person named Humpty Dumpty. (V cuts me off and corrects the person to monster). Okay so there was a monster named Humpty Dumpty. One day he got bored and decided to climb up a wall. (V laughs and says if they put Aishu on the wall, the wall would have cracked) Back to fairytale. So Humpty Dumpty realised he couldn’t get down. All the King’s men and all the King’s horses came running down the road. What did they do? They took a ladder and placed it on the wall. Humpty Dumpty tried to climb down but missed a rung and crashed to the ground. The King’s men tried to fix Humpty Dumpty but they couldn’t. So they called the Hindu casket cos Humpty Dumpty was hindu and wore kungumam all. They made an oval shaped coffin for humpty dumpty. Then since humpty dumpty stayed at the 9th Storey, they had to carry the coffin down. (V and I made ooooo sounds here to mimic the couch thingy they blow). After they carried the casket down, they realised the guests were hungry so they opened Humpty Dumpty’s casket and made omelettes for everyone to eat. The end.
I dunno where we come up with such things you know. But we end up laughing after each one cos the finished stories are so damn funny and retarded. So far we’ve covered Snow White and the ten dwarfs(Yup you heard me, ten, it has magical fishes in it too), Ten Little Pigs (Don’t ask, V loves ten, it has a chocolate river in it) and Little Red Mangamma (My personal fav) Someday I’ll tell you all these stories but its only Humpty Dumpty for now=p
On a separate note, I met my secondary school friends and it was awesome as always. I realised how much I missed hanging out with them lol. In uni you meet other friends but none come close to my secondary school ones. Haha we go into aquariums looking at fish and crabs, poking at the tanks, telling funny stories and all. One of our convos la:
Amresh: Dei Kalai, where do you find the most number of Filipinos?
Me: Lucky plaza. There are tons of them there.
Amresh: No. Its the Philippines.
Me: Wtf.
Amresh: Yeah I should shut up now.
Hahahaha and their motto of drink, dream and die. Proudly somemore. Their girlfriends always worry about what they get up to la. I think I’m the most sane one la. LOL.
Anyways before I go, here’s a damn funny vid I came across. Its a Japanese zombie prank where they trick some kids into thinking there’s a real zombie invasion. So the kids set up traps and everything and be heroes. Watch their reactions. Super funny!
Byeee till next time=p
