Singapore: Rude city??
Okay actually this post was supposed to be about Aishushu. No, aishushu isn’t some pokemon. Aishu’s V’s niece and the most adorable darling I know. Maybe second. But not by much. LOL. But since retarded wordpress doesn’t allow me to upload videos from my computer, I can’t really introduce you guys to her properly. Maybe another time. So I decided to make today’s topic about how an Australian newspaper cited Singaporeans as being rude and all. One of the Australians interviewed said “They (Singaporeans) are the rudest f***ing people I have ever seen; they need some basic training in civic awareness. They don’t feel that anyone else exists outside this tiny island.”
LOLOLOLOLOL. Rudest f***ing people I have ever seen. I agree with some parts of it la but the part about “they don’t feel that anyone else exists outside this tiny island” is damn stupid. Hello? Our very existence is built upon the existence of the outside world. WE’RE TINY. HOW CAN WE NOT FEEL THAT ANYONE ELSE OUTSIDE OUR ISLAND EXISTS. I think he’s smoking weed or something. Oh shit. I’m a f***ing rude person now. Don’t laugh, I’m being serious. Okay fine, you’re smiling anyway so just continue.
But okay la he’s got a point. Some Singaporeans can be the rudest idiots around. From cutting queues, to spitting in front of you, to pretending to fall asleep on the bus when a pregnant woman or old people board. (But its damn funny to watch them act, one eye like a bit open to see if they standing near them or something. Hahaha bastards) So what exactly is wrong with us?
See, we got the courtesy campaign and speak good english campaign but who cares seriously? Just cos today is courtesy day doesn’t mean I’m gonna call my friend my good chap. I’m still gonna call him a dumbass. Likewise the speak good English campaign. Please la okay. If all your life you have been saying “Eh wanna go dlink kopi O at the kopi shop onot? Dei come la. Uncer two kopi pwease”, you’re not gonna change your style on Speak Good English day to: “Salutations my good man, would you care to join us for a spot of tea at the local tea stall? Oh please do come, it’d be lovely. Jolly good. Sir, would you be so kind as to take our orders for two cups of tea. You have my gratitude.” You wanna know what’s gonna happen? Your friend will spit at your face. That’s one. Then the kopi uncle will wonder wtf is wrong with you and probably ask you to go learn proper English and come back. Okay maybe not la okay. Little bit exaggerate only. FINE LA. Alot exaggerated. But you get my point. Makes no sense.
So obviously, that’s no cure. I think its the stress here la. Go to school and they give you shitload of work. Everyone who’s working from construction workers to teachers are sick of life. On top of that how do you expect to be nice to others? I’m telling you now la. If you can work from 8am-6pm and then be nice still, I salute you. V and I are exceptions cos we’re always nice to each other.
Convo 1
V after finishing school from 9-5pm: Hi dog.
Me: Hi pig.
V: What’s your problem?
Me: WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?
V: You.
Me: Okay. Can I have agaraga? (Indian jelly, don’t ask)
V: Can you shut the hell up?
Me: Okay.
*silence*
Me: So. Can I have agaraga?
V: Eh you better shut up before I come there and shove my shoe into your mouth.
Convo 2
V: Hi cheebye.
Me: HUH WHAT?
V: Hi cheebye.
Me: Why the hell you call me cb for sia?
V: What’s cb?
Me: Cheebye.
V: WTF? YOU CALL ME CHEEBYE FOR WHAT? YOU WANNA DIE AH?
Me: Okay listen here idiot, I will come there and kick you so damn hard you’ll fly.
We’re total angels, I know. See but the point here is that to others these convos may come across as being rude but it isn’t really about that. What appears rude on surface is kinda of a lifestyle and a habit. You can’t really blame people for living the way they always have. Then again, I do agree that Singaporeans do need to learn to be polite like giving up seats, not letting doors slam on the faces on the people walking behind you and my person favourite: If you are in the mrt right and the door opens, walk out fast. And if you’re waiting outside and its crowded, once the people inside leave, walk the hell in quickly instead of taking your bloody time to stroll inside. Cos I swear if I so much as miss a train cos of morons taking their time, I will kick the one in front of me inside the train to increase the speed. And lastly, for the record its excuse me, not excu me, cu me or excusu me (I’ve heard it before, don’t laugh) Sometimes I dunno whether to get angry or be sympathetic to the fact that some people really can’t speak properly through no fault of theirs.
Okay I’m gonna end here. Eh you’re asking me where the video is riiight for today. Oh no ah? Idiots. Here it is anyway. Its a video done by students. Enjoy=p
I hate leaving on a rude note cos I dowan to be a f***ing rude person so here’s a song to teach you to help people and not be rude. Okay fine maybe not really but its got a part about helping the girl pick up a bags and returning her wallet. Its polite. The love part’s a bonus. LOL. Bye people, till next time;)
